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Famous Dog Quotes
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough
exercise"
--Unknown
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
-- Unknown
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't
got the guts to bite people themselves."
-- August Strindberg
"Ever consider what they must think of us?
I mean, here we come back from a grocery store
with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
-- Anne Tyler"I wonder if other
dogs think poodles
are members of a weird religious cult."
-- Rita Rudner
"There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face."
-- Ben Williams"The average dog is
a nicer person than the average person."
-- Andrew A. Rooney
"If you pick up a starving dog and make
him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man."
-- Mark Twain
"The greatness of a Nation and its moral
progress
can be judged by the way its animals are treated"
-- Mahatma Gandhi
The reason dogs have so many friends is
because they wag their tails instead of their tongues.
-- Unknown
"Dogs are our link to paradise. They
don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a
hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing
nothing was not boring--it was peace."
-- Milan Kundera
"You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook
breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's
too smart to bother."
-- Rick Horowitz, Chicago Tribune
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
-- Rita Rudner
"I named my dog 'Stay'... so I can say
'Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.'"
-- Steven Wright
"Dogs feel very strongly that they
should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for
them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
-- Dave Barry
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